The WIG Bret Michael Wears Deserves a Show of its Own!

Posted on March 9, 2009

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Buenos Noches 

This nightly rant is brought to you by the wig that lays upon Bret Michael’s balding head. For those you of who aren’t familiar with Rock of Love  (how lucky are you???) Bret Michale’s is now in it’s 3rd season of his freak show reality series to “find love” on a tour bus. You don’t have to second guess that this show is yet again another creation by the duo Abrego and Cronin. They have brought us other smutty shows like For the Love of Ray J, Flava of Love, and I Love New York. 

 

bret_hairwith or without the bandana it is CLEAR this is one cheap wig!

rocklove2383565912_f9d69b7c97 this mug shot lighting put this wig shot on BLAST! I believe this is a Raquel Welch wig #4706 : Mandee is bleach blonde with fried ends..

 At least the man should be able to get a great weave! There are some really intricate tools out there to make your extensions look like they are growing out of your head, yet Bret sticks to these cheap-o wigs. I just don’t comprehend it? The only plausiable explanation I could think of is that perhaps, Bret is SOOO badly balding that he doesn’t have much to work with in the first place. I know to at least get these super weaves that all the stars wear, you have to have at least have an inch or two of your own hair to work with.

1112522_a98f_625x1000I HAVE A FEELING THIS IS MORE LIKE WHAT LURKS UNDERNEATH

 In one episode of Rock of Love Tour Bus, he was smacking lips with one chick and she came ever so close to touching his hair. I could feel the anxiety through the tube. He didn’t want his coif to come right off into the girls hand. It was so hilarious to watch because he tried extra hard to keep his cool, but  his eyes went into ” deer caught in headlights” mode, and the gig was up.  Bret is mentally attached to his hair, even though physically the foliciles have fallen to the wayside. At the time of his  musical peek as the front man for Poison, Bret was known for his “great” hair (I guess back in the 80’s it was considered to be great)

poisonPoison the beloved 80’s Hair band, with hits like “Every Rose” and I couldn’t name another one to be honest…

The gig is up Bret! I would love to take credit as being the first person to bring this notion to light, but I have been beaten to the punch. All you have to do is search the wonderful world of the web to find others that have made this asertion about Mr. Michael’s and his bad, bad, WIGS. There is actually an ongoing debate about it on Vh1′ website. Here are some of the comments wittingly titled “Bret is Bald” that had me in stitches.

 

MELODY

BRET TOLD ME HE AINT’ BALD. HE WEARS A WIG BECAUSE HE DOESNT’ WANT PEOPLE KNOWING WHAT HIS HAIR REALY LOOKS LIKE SO HE CAN LIVE UNDERCOVER WHEN GOING TO THE GROCERY STORE.

Sara

Yes, Bret is bald. Or, rather, he is baldING. By that, I mean his natural hair runs around the top of his head like a ring.

He keeps this hair long and healthy, although it is thinning.

However, the FRONT of his hair is a hairpiece that attaches to the real hair he has in back.

He wears the bandanna (and/or other head-coverings) to hide the fact that ALL of his hair is not real (although SOME of it is).

Does that make sense?

Bret is Bald!!!

Melody,
What are you doing on this blog? You already demonstrated how crazy you were on the last one. Give it a rest. Bret (spelled BRET, not BRETT) is bald. He’s bald, he’s bald, he’s bald, he’d bald!! Look at the title of this blog. It’s Is Bret Bald?

anthony Smith

BRETT IS NOT BALD, HE JUST HAS A LITTLE EXTRA FACE. IN FACT, GOD LOVES HIS FACE SO MUCH, HE IS CLEARING GROUND FOR ANOTHER ONE.

 

The funny and sad thing about this is that the comments went on for MILES and MILES, I mean this is TOPIC OF INTEREST for those Bret Michael fans. I’m glad I could bring you a little snippet of this sick/sad world.

Perhaps sometime soon that very lucky paparrrazi photog will snap the golden photo that will capture Bret in his natural essence. Don’t frett my pets, we still have plenty of opportunities to Laugh Our Asses off at Mr. Michaels.

More Soon…

Night Night

 

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