Just When You Think Jen Couldn’t Do it Again…….

Posted on March 10, 2009


Evening Kids

What in the world could be wrong with Jennifer Aniston besides the lack of personality and talent?


I don’t think she has one shred of self-respect in her, because she would tell ANY REPORTER, or MAGAZINE that she is interverviewing with “I’M OVER the Brad Pitt questions, can we talk about ME please??”. But no.. Maniston does the exact opposite, and once again proves that she isn’t head over heels in love with John Mayer, she is still scarily obsessed with her stint of a marriage to Brad Pitt, and will take ANY shameless attempt to talk to anyone who cares to listen.

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Jennifer is going to be on the cover of UK’s Elle magazine in April. Instead of focusing on her life as it is NOW, she goes into some long rant about Brad. Elle reports that Jenn blah blahed and said in her sappy speech about Brad

No matter what I say, things will always be taken out of context and misinterpreted, will always be turned around to make it seem as though I won’t let something go, or that I just keep talking about it over and over. I don’t owe anybody anything. I don’t owe anybody my side of the story. There are no sides! There is no bad guy and there is no good guy. There are no villains and there is no heroine in this story. It’s just not the case.”



Okay, so any story that has no bad guy, good guy, no villains, and no heroine, is absolutely not worth  speaking about is it?  In Jennifer’s mind there is still a salacious and juicy story behind her brief marriage. No one is buying the rigmarole that Jennifer is bombarded by the press with questions about Brad! I don’t doubt that the press does ask her, but she does retain the right to  NOT respond.  She does the opposite and is right there with salivating chops ready to sounds off to anyone that will listen. If there was an iota of truth to the “wonderful relationship” she claims to have with John Mayer , she like any woman in love would be singing form the rooftops about it.

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A tiny piece of me does pity the woman. It just must be an insurmountable energy that looms over her like a dark cloud every time she turns on television, goes on line, or happens to walk by a magazine stand. BRANGELINA is this dynamic duo that is favorite of the all press,  filled with pictures of the fantastic looking couple, doing amazing things with their children and for the world.

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Last week Brad Pitt was in D.C with Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi to talk with her and congress about his concerns on rebuilding New Orleans from the wreckage of hurricane Katrina. For those of you who aren’t in the know, although Hurricane Katrina hit New Orleans in 2005 , most of the city is back to pre- Katrina standards but it seems like the government neglected the low-income sections of New Orleans.( i.e the 9th Ward ). Brad Pitt in response to the government’s lack of involvement and created his own organization, Make it Right which builds economically sound housing for those who are still homeless. 

Congress  PittEven the Speaker of the House was like a giggling school girl around BP..

Hmm let’s see Jennifer was in the news a couple days ago for paying a ridiculous 50,000 for her hair to be just right for her London television appearance with Owen Wilson for that stupid film Marley and Me. WOW what an amazing contribution to the world Maniston! The thing that really makes my brain singe with a twinge of pain is ; I don’t see any evidence of anything special about Jennifer’s locks. She has some of the plainest blond hair I have ever seen? She looks like any woman I see stomping down the pavement on 34th and 8th, so I really don’t get it??? Can anyone fill me in on something, I am missing?


fp_1948546_jennifer_aniston_and_owen_wilson_present_marley_and_me_in_italy000x0460x680?????????????? 50,000$$$$$ Really????????????????????

Well, what else is she going to spend all that money on? She has no children, no real boyfriend, I am sure no real friends, she’s not so cool with her Mom, and her Dad is sitting pretty comfortable himself, so why not spend it on her stringy hair? Whatever floats your boat I suppose.

At least Jennifer keeps me highly entertained with her antics. I never am out of material. I say, keep it coming!


More Soon..


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