Evening Sweeties
Happy belated Easter to all of my Gentiles out there! Happy Belated Passover to my Jews too!
I sincerely apologize for the lack of posts last week. Nightly Candy is on the verge of getting some assistance so that when the trials and tribulations of life strike (or a case of the common cold) and I can have someone else get me a latte and transcribe these posts because it is SO IMPERATIVE that you all stay entertained!
I nearly chocked on my tea and toast when I happened to catch this “article” (if you can call it that) in UsWeekly. The reason for the crumbs and liquid being temporarily lodged in my throat was because I was in mid laugh as I read this STUPID STUPID rant from no one other than BBBS!
BIG BACK BENSIMON
A Horse is a Horse of Course of Course
UsWeekly is clearly suffering from the raid decline of magazine sales that they let the desperation convince them to include the asinine thoughts from this Thoroughbred in their magazine. I don’t think Kelly BenSimon is helping those issues sell any faster.
First of all when I think of FEUD I think of two biznenes getting down and dirty with some serious mudslinging! What went on between Bethenny and BBBS was like an episode of Degrassi Jr. High (the new version… the old school ones would totally surpass Bethenny vs. BBBS in a heartbeat I LOOOVED the OLD Degrassi I seriously suggest checking it out if you are a sucker for HS dramas!)
BBBS totally proved her mania by spending her interview time whinning about how Bethenny called her “inauthentic” on the show.
Kelly said, “Honestly, if being inauthentic means graduating from Columbia University, writing three books, starting two magazines, bearing two children, being the ambassador for wool, running a marathon for charity — if that’s inauthentic? Tell me what authentic is.”
I knew that BBBS was loony tunes before reading this interview but this was the total hook, line, and sinker confirmation for me. WHAAAT kinds of prescription drug combination was BBBS on the day she decided to flap her collagen filled lips to an editor? The fact that she would mention where she went to school and her exaggerated accomplishments as proof that she an authentic individual is the direct proof positive that Bethenny was RIGHT ON!
AN AMBASSADOR of WOOL??? I can’t even begin to wrap my mind around what she could have possibly meant by that? It makes NO SENSE at all! I wonder in her drug induced haze what magazine she imagined that she “started”? To go as low as to site pushing two kids out of her vadge as proof of authenticity is just a low down dirty shame. She couldn’t even conjure up enough brain cells to bold face lie and say something like “she is a good mother.” Perhaps she knew no one would ever buy that crock.
You would think that this Biz would have shut up after spewing out some of the dumbest quotes in the world called it a day. It wasn’t OVER!
She blabbed on and on and on
“Is Bethenny a socialite? No. Will she ever sit next to Lauren DuPont? No. Is she best friends with Aerin Lauder? No. Am I? No. Do I care? No. Does she? Oh, absolutely. She’s not authentic.”
I’ve heard so many stupid things come out of the mouths of D list reality show celebrities but my goodness this is on a whole other level. BBBS needs to pull all the fledgling brain matter she has left together to raise her daughters (poor things), seek a counselor for her manic racehorse anger issues, stay out of the sun and instruct her dermatologist to chill on the chemical peels and microdermabrasion because her face is looking like stage three Rosacea combined with 3 hours on a tanning bed. The Housewives of NYC finished tapping months ago I can’t wait for the season to be OVER so then BBBS can fizzle away like her the elasticity did on her skin years ago.
more sweet treats to be served soon
Night Night
Nightly Candy w/ Nana-Adwoa 
GlennGarry Glenn Ross
April 14, 2009
“stay out of the sun and instruct her dermatologist to chill on the chemical peels and microdermabrasion because her face is looking like stage three Rosacea combined with 3 hours on a tanning bed. ”
That is one of the funniest things I have heard all year! Seriously I am letting you know right now I will be using that one A LOT this summer. I am working in the Hamptons this year as an intern and there are a lot of “ladies” walking around like Bensimon. I know I’ll see her around crashing parties if she is not serving a jail sentence by then.
Jane Kaminsky
April 14, 2009
This post had me LMAO!
and BTW I love the old school Degrassi Jr. High!
I so want to order the whole thing and watch it NOW!
That theme song brought back so many good memories!!!
Jane Kaminsky
April 14, 2009
OMG…. I have ALWAYS wanted to see someone make fun of this woman. This was great… but I want MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hts
April 18, 2009
This is hilarious! Anyone who talks through their teeth with a fake smile deserves a reality check!
nightlycandywithnanaadwoa
April 19, 2009
Hey There,
Thanks for stopping by and weighing in your thoughts on Nightly Candy!
Big Back Bensimone is a TRIP!
I just wish she could be crazy MINUS inflicting bodily harm to people.
Then I could really laugh without feeling bad at all.
Jocelyn
April 18, 2009
She is an absolute manic for sure.. She is all about herself & no one else. Does she have a clue in her head at all.. Don’t know what Max see’s in her.. That’s competition right there…It’s not gone to work out too much attention on Max conflicts with the attention that she is so deperate for…Dump her Max she’s not in your corner. It all about Kelly….
nightlycandywithnanaadwoa
April 19, 2009
Please….. MAX is just trying to get that beautiful face of his EXPOSURE on national TV.
He’s probably dying slowly every time he has to be in her company but he swallows the pain
because he knows that it will benefit him because the public will know his name.
Hence the fact that the two of us gals are chatting about him!
Don’t worry Max your suffering got you the exposure you need!
No go and do something FABULOUS!
Lisa
April 29, 2009
OMG this chick is too self-absorbed for words. One would have to take the side of Bethenny solely on the basis of Kelly’s deplorable behavior and her shallow, self-important attitude.
Really, does this beeatch think anything about her is likeable?
Shannon
April 29, 2009
oh, where oh where do i start?! why is kelly’s skin always red? Did she get laser treatment, or has she had one too many peels?! was she once a man? I truly believe that she once was!!! I don’t believe that she is a real person! She is made of plastic and other such materials (ie, botox, collagen, Sillicone, etc). Bravo has turned Kelly into the freak where Ramona once was! I do not believe that this woman actually graduated from college, let alone was accepted. How did Columbia even let her in? Who’d she screw to allow this to happen? we know who she screwed to become a model, hence her last name Bensimone. Kelly needs to be checked for schizophrenia or multiple personality disorder. I don’t know if there is anything else that I can say. after tonights episode i had to vent somewhere, i just couldn’t take it any longer. ps cant wait for the NJ trash!!!
nightlycandywithnanaadwoa
April 30, 2009
Hiya Shannon,
Thanks for stopping by Nightly Candy!
After last night’s episode I almost wanted to go through the
screen and strangle Kelly Bensimone!! I am hoping she gets some jail time for beating her man because this woman is a danger to society.
She shouldn’t be allowed to interact with the public in my opinion!
I have so much respect for Bethenny Frankel now! She handles herself with dignity and class! Anyone should be given an award for NOT lunging at Kelly after all of that!
LILLITH TREVER
May 14, 2009
KELLY IS SELF ABSORBED AND TALKS ABOUT HER KIDS BUT SHE IS NEVER HOME.
SHE LOOKS LIKE A MAN IN DRAG. SHE IS BIG.
SHE IS NOT PETITE LIKE BEAUTIFUL BETHENY.
AND..GILLES BENSIMONE……
TYRA BANKS TALKS ABOUT ALL THE TIME..
KELLY is HIS 3RD WIFE…
HE IS A MAN WHO LOOKS IN HIS 70’S.
WATCHING KELLY ON HER DATE WAS PAINFUL THE WAY SHE THREW HERSELF ON HIM.
NOT BEING AT HER OWN PARTY ON TIME?
TYPICAL OF AN EGOTIST.
SHE LOST ALL RESPECT THROUGHOUT THE SHOW AND NOW PEOPLE SEE HER AS A FOOL.
HER EXPLANATION OF HER ARREST WAS LAUGHABLE AND I AM SURE NOT TRUE.
SHE SHOULD NEVER HAVE DONE THIS SHOW. SHE DIDN’T FIT IN.
nightlycandywithnanaadwoa
May 14, 2009
Lillith….
I WELCOME you to the Nightly Candy family with arms wide OPEN!
Thank you for your commentary!
Kelly Big Back Bensimone was too much for words last night. I couldn’t even bring myself to write about it. I cannot believe she brought life into the world. I just think of those little girls having such a wretch for a Mom.
I’ll be posting about my reaction to the show soon enough. Please feel free to bring on the dish anytime!
LILLITH TREVER
May 14, 2009
THANKS…I AM SO HAPPY TO HAVE FOUND THIS SITE.
KELLY IS FUN TO WATCH WITH HER WRINKLED FOREHEAD EVERYTIME SHE CAN’T THINK OF SOMETHING TO SAY LIKE SHE DID WITH BETHENY.
BETHENY HAD HER IN A CORNER AT THE BAR AND KELLY JUST WRINKLED HER BROW AND LOOKED ABSOLUTELY STUPID.
HOW COULD GILLES BENSIMON MARRY HER?
SHE WALKES INTO EVERY ROOM THINKING THE PARTY IS FOR HER.
WHO LIKES HER? AFTER LAST NIGHT EVEN THE COUNTESS CAME TO HER SENSES.
Isabella
May 16, 2009
From Wikipedia:
Killoren Bensimon initially attended Trinity College, Connecticut, but left after a year[1]. She later enrolled at the Columbia University School of General Studies, majoring in English[2], and graduated with a degree in literature and writing[3] in 1998[4].
English??? She can hardly put together a coherent sentence!!